he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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