covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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