we're chasing vodka with high fives
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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