Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We left an ass print on the piano.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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