5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
