I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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