No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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