Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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