I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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