"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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