Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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