i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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