pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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