If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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