He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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