8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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