you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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