found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
