I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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