Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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