So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
