sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool