okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
