Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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