I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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