I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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