the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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