I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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