Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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