do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
40s are totally the cure
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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