is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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