I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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