i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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