also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
