Can i not drive my cunt home
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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