I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
did i just pee glitter
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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