So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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