If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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