is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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