He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
