we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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