did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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