I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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