Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I have tasted many bathrooms
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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