do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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