Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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