I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
MIDGETS
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At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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