Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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