The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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