My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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