butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
