Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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