so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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