HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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