with your own penis?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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