when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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