You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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