Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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