It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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