is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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