Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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