I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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